1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,960 Who is Don in the land dispute with? 2 00:00:02,961 --> 00:00:04,399 The Dungalaba Corporation. 3 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:07,359 Al, we know your family was involved in a land dispute with Don Darrell. 4 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:10,239 What it looks like is you dragging a very dead Don Darrell 5 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:11,479 up the jetty towards the donga. 6 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:13,360 He wasn't dead. He was shit-faced. 7 00:00:13,361 --> 00:00:14,759 He was alive when I left him. 8 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:16,800 Isaac found it wedged in some mangroves. 9 00:00:16,801 --> 00:00:18,599 -So it's a dick-bum. -A dick and a bum. 10 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:20,719 -Yeah, it's a dick bum. -Yeah, that's what it is. 11 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:22,639 [Culkin] Redcliffe directing Sergeant Ferguson 12 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:25,319 to conduct a premises search today, that wasn't great. 13 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:26,370 Eddie did what? 14 00:00:26,371 --> 00:00:28,199 Frank's been up to his old tricks again, hasn't he? 15 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:29,320 Doing what, Eddie? 16 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:31,640 Poaching wild crocs, Collins, OK? 17 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:32,770 We have our own case. 18 00:00:32,771 --> 00:00:34,879 Someone else went out to the donga after Al left. 19 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:37,320 So I need you here, not fixating on your dad. 20 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:39,160 I didn't poach any crocs! 21 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:40,480 What is this, Frank? 22 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:42,160 Did you chop Don Darrell? 23 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:46,560 Found a police-issue handgun with two rounds missing 24 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:48,870 and we're just hoping to identify the owner. 25 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:59,200 [tense music plays] 26 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:09,560 [Frank] This is a bloody dog act. 27 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:12,470 But it wouldn't be your first dog act, would it, Edwina? 28 00:01:12,471 --> 00:01:15,319 -Probably won't be your last dog act, either! -Alright! Stop the car. 29 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:16,839 I'm getting out. I'm going to get the taser. 30 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:19,159 -Uh, no- No! You will not be doing that, Eddie, no. -Yep. I am. 31 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:21,239 I'm just going to fuckin' charge it up and then zap, zap, zap. 32 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:22,719 -Yeah, go and get it out. -Come on! 33 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:23,839 -[both shout] -Enough! 34 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:26,519 -[? Gina G's "(Ooh-Ah) Just A Little Bit" plays loudly on radio] -Fuck's sake! 35 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:28,560 [indistinct shouting and swearing] 36 00:01:28,561 --> 00:01:30,999 Alright, Frank, settle down! [turns off radio] 37 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,200 Eddie, put your belt on. 38 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:36,920 [buckle clicks] 39 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,759 We will question Frank formally, 40 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:41,360 in our kitchenette, 41 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:43,280 with a recording device. 42 00:01:46,961 --> 00:01:49,239 Why'd you fuckin' do it? 43 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:51,038 -Eddie. Eddie, no. -[Frank] I didn't do nothing! 44 00:01:51,039 --> 00:01:52,559 -It was a stitch-up! -Oh, come on! 45 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:55,359 You've been talking about killing Don Darrell for 40 years. 46 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:57,840 We found a chainsaw buried in your backyard 47 00:01:57,920 --> 00:01:59,400 like a dead budgie. 48 00:01:59,401 --> 00:02:02,599 Not to mention the fact that Leo found some of your crap in the river scrap. 49 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:04,520 What was it, Collins? What was it? Hey? 50 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:06,760 Um... We will talk about that later. 51 00:02:06,761 --> 00:02:09,679 We w- Yeah, we will talk about it later. It was something big, wasn't it? 52 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:12,440 You are up shit creek without a snorkel, mate. 53 00:02:12,441 --> 00:02:15,679 Those forensics are searching every nook and fanny at Don's donga. 54 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:18,480 And if they so much as find a silver pube of yours, 55 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:20,360 -you are going down. -Alright! 56 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:22,640 You got me. 57 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:24,970 I done it. 58 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:31,280 I murdered Don Darrell. 59 00:02:36,561 --> 00:02:38,959 How'd you fuckin' do it? 60 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:40,200 Eddie. Eddie, no. 61 00:02:40,201 --> 00:02:42,999 [Eddie] You've really stepped it up, shit-face. You're going down. 62 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:46,399 A jury's going to have no trouble at all imagining the bunny hop you've made 63 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:49,560 from fuckin' animal cruelty to full-blown fuckin' homicide. 64 00:02:49,561 --> 00:02:51,559 I'm going to cook you like a three-course dinner, mate. 65 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:52,679 It's going to be soup, meat 66 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:54,239 -and a fuckin' Viennetta! -[phone ringing] 67 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:55,399 Collins, don't answer that. 68 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:57,919 -40 years of this shit! Fuck my dick! -Of course I'm not going to answer it! 69 00:02:57,920 --> 00:02:59,479 -I'm just going to turn it off. -Rabbit! 70 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:01,000 [brakes squeal] 71 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:06,480 [Culkin] Uh, Detective Collins? 72 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:08,040 Hi, Col. 73 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:10,040 We've got a bit of a problem at HQ. 74 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:13,600 [theme music plays] 75 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:35,800 [man] Double-page spread in a national fuckin' paper. 76 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:37,320 Full colour. 77 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,600 The son, DJ Darrell, says, 78 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:41,960 "The cops went after Jason Wade, 79 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:45,480 ipso facto, they think he murdered my dad." 80 00:03:45,481 --> 00:03:47,159 So there it is, in black and fuckin' white. 81 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:48,999 It's not black and white, it's a full-colour spread. 82 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:52,440 We never discussed anything of the kind with DJ, sir. 83 00:03:52,441 --> 00:03:54,799 Commissioner, could we seek a legal retraction from the paper? 84 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,800 He called Jason Wade a murderer, right? 85 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:58,560 You can't unsuck that cock. 86 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:00,140 What the fuck are you wearing? 87 00:04:00,141 --> 00:04:02,999 Oh, well, you said you were coming in at ten and I had running club, so- 88 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,079 Close your legs, mate. One of your nuts has popped out. 89 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:06,599 No, no, no, that's a pocket, sir. 90 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:09,250 -That's a very low-hanging pocket. -No, that's a nut. 91 00:04:09,251 --> 00:04:11,359 -It's not. -That's a nut there. -[low-pitched squeaking] 92 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:12,720 Ah, here we go again. 93 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:16,000 Every weekend, these eight-foot fuckin' she-mans 94 00:04:16,079 --> 00:04:18,519 from that gay club Knob across the alley 95 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:19,880 hurl shit at us. 96 00:04:19,959 --> 00:04:21,839 Vomit, dingers filled with jizz. 97 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:25,160 Oh, and Cher here, he thinks we should march with them at Pride. 98 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:27,840 No, well, I asked my 20-year-old about that 99 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:29,360 and she said no. 100 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:30,680 It's unbelievable, 101 00:04:30,681 --> 00:04:34,239 'cause you bunch of fucks have been up at Barra Creek five fuckin' days 102 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:37,359 and, by all reports, your investigation has changed direction 103 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,800 more times than a bat with a fuckin' concussion. 104 00:04:39,801 --> 00:04:42,919 Oh, we would agree that it has been a bit of a bumpy start, sir, 105 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:45,600 but we are currently piecing together a picture- 106 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:46,730 A picture?! 107 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:49,920 This isn't a 1,000-piece puzzle of a fuckin' puppy in a hat. 108 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,920 We haven't got time to let this drag out, 109 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,480 particularly if Don Darrell's seagull family 110 00:04:55,481 --> 00:04:56,999 keeps squawking to the press! 111 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,239 Well, actually, Commissioner, 112 00:04:58,240 --> 00:04:59,879 the detectives had a breakthrough overnight. 113 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:03,880 They found a chainsaw at the property of a person of interest in an area- 114 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:07,200 Oh, good! Because Blunt's team has made a breakthrough too. 115 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:09,360 -Really? Have they? -Yeah. 116 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:12,840 Two backpacks were found at River Creek by a hunter and his pig dogs. 117 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:15,920 So if you don't finish piecing together your pictures, 118 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,000 I'm going to hand your case over to Blunt 119 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:20,640 so fast that your heads will spin off your necks 120 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:23,400 like a fuckin' Greek discus, do you understand? 121 00:05:23,401 --> 00:05:25,719 -Fuckin' spin your head off like a fuckin'... -We do understand. 122 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:28,839 -[Eddie continues muttering] -We absolutely understand! Yes, sir. 123 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:31,610 Put some fuckin' pants on, Culkin, before I involve HR. 124 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:33,080 Yes, sir. [clears throat] 125 00:05:34,159 --> 00:05:36,449 -Well, wasn't he delightful. -[phone dings] 126 00:05:36,450 --> 00:05:38,319 -Proud to serve with him. -Fucking Cotton. 127 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:40,759 -Taking our case and giving it to Blunt. -Uh, it's Cath. 128 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:42,759 She needs us to pick something up from the Kucka Truck... 129 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:45,119 -a Kucka Trucka for Ladies' Day Night. -What the fuck is that? 130 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:46,919 -[phone dings] -And Pat's also messaged. 131 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:48,640 Roger claims Frank's detainment 132 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:51,760 contravenes his right to "Ipsum lorem". 133 00:05:51,840 --> 00:05:54,360 OK. Yep, alright. Roger's not a real lawyer. 134 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:55,840 Eddie. 135 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:56,970 Eddie! 136 00:05:56,971 --> 00:05:59,999 [Eddie] I'm cutting through next to Knob, chasing the fans. 137 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,359 OK, Pat also wants to know how long do you think we'll be holding Frank 138 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:05,239 because he wants a continental breakfast from the pub and it costs $38. 139 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:07,320 Text "bread and gruel the cunt". 140 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:10,760 Oh, I am going to text the C-word to Pat, Eddie, yep. 141 00:06:10,840 --> 00:06:12,920 OK, so we can't hold Frank forever. 142 00:06:12,921 --> 00:06:14,399 Well, we're not going to let him go. 143 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:16,239 He confessed and there was evidence in his yard. 144 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:17,919 OK. Well, the chainsaw needs to be analysed 145 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:19,359 and his confession was informal. 146 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:22,200 -To charge him, we need to build a case. -We have a motive. 147 00:06:22,201 --> 00:06:24,999 Frank found King, OK? And that rat bastard Don took the credit. 148 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:28,280 So, for 40 years, Frank's been farting hot air about killing Don 149 00:06:28,281 --> 00:06:29,999 -and now he's finally done it. -OK, OK, OK. 150 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,199 So, ipso facto, Frank did it. 151 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:33,959 But we need a motive that is reasonable, not croc-based. 152 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:36,479 -Hey, croc-based motives are reasonable. -Next, we need to ascertain 153 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,159 how Frank could have done this. 154 00:06:42,271 --> 00:06:48,999 [Eddie] OK, Big Eyes will autopsy the dick-bum and test the chainsaw. 155 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,800 Backpack can look into its origins. 156 00:06:50,801 --> 00:06:52,719 We're like an investigative turducken. 157 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:54,719 [Dulcie] Well, Leo said they can't work with us today. 158 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:56,520 [Eddie] What? My mentos? Why not? 159 00:06:57,840 --> 00:07:00,920 So, DJ, what are some of your fondest memories of your dad? 160 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:03,039 I'll tell you my fondest memory, Leon, right? 161 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:05,119 -Jason-fuckin'-Wade's reign of the river... -[Amber] DJ! 162 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:07,279 -...is over! -I wasn't recording. -[Amber] DJ! 163 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:10,039 Rabbit said the cops were questioning someone else from Land of Crocs! 164 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:12,760 -Who? Who was it? -[Amber] I don't know who it was! 165 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:15,200 My dad saw lights in the sky once. 166 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:18,600 They hovered there and... 167 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:19,920 just flew away. 168 00:07:19,921 --> 00:07:21,639 [Amber and DJ continue talking indistinctly] 169 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:24,040 Two days later, King ate his leg. 170 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:27,240 Thanks, Troy, that's great colour. 171 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:29,480 [engine idling] 172 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:33,480 [sighs] God help us. 173 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:36,800 Pat, is Reddy and that other copper in there? 174 00:07:36,801 --> 00:07:39,079 Nah, sorry, Mik, I don't know where they are. 175 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:41,119 Why was my brother questioned by them yesterday? 176 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:43,599 Hey, do you want to come inside? I just made a cuppa. 177 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:45,559 No, no, no, I'll stick to the perimeters, thanks, 178 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:47,040 like at Chernobyl. 179 00:07:47,041 --> 00:07:48,719 Listen, why wasn't Legal Aid notified? 180 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:51,319 Oh, I popped my head in. That was nothing serious, Mik. 181 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:53,239 They were just chatting to Al about, you know, 182 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:56,480 why he was at the donga with Don on the night he was murdered. 183 00:07:56,481 --> 00:07:58,999 -Right. -Yeah, it was all good. 184 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,599 Al let them know he was out on the river 185 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:02,599 on the big king tide cultural business, of course, 186 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:04,240 and they sent him on his way. 187 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:06,440 [kid] Mav, kick it to me! 188 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:08,440 Hey, I met young Mav yesterday. 189 00:08:08,441 --> 00:08:10,719 He wasn't too keen on me giving him a lift home. 190 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:12,519 Yeah, well, Mav doesn't know you, Pat. 191 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:14,040 The cops put his dad in jail. 192 00:08:14,041 --> 00:08:16,479 Mmm. I see he's had a few run-ins with the law, too. 193 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:18,559 Well, I guess that might colour things for him. 194 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:20,759 You tell those two, next time they want to chat to my brother, 195 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:21,879 they need an advocate present. 196 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:23,839 Oh, no, no, they won't be questioning him anymore. 197 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:25,640 They're holding someone else now. 198 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:27,160 Who? Not more mob? 199 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:29,920 Oh, I'm not at liberty to say, love. 200 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,480 -[Frank] Pat! I need to make a lunch order. -Oh... 201 00:08:32,559 --> 00:08:34,840 Alright, Frank, just keep it down, mate. 202 00:08:34,841 --> 00:08:36,439 [Frank] I want a chicken parma, 203 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:39,360 and a laksa cheesecake for my hypoglycaemia. 204 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:41,840 OK, let's get you lot to Uncle Roger's, eh? 205 00:08:41,841 --> 00:08:44,239 No playing kick-to-kick with his artwork this time, please. 206 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:47,370 [Cherry] How do we know what's his art and what's his rubbish? 207 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:50,880 Alright, you swampy fucks, this is a lock-in 208 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:54,440 until you lot start talking about Sunday night. 209 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:57,640 You're up first, Florals. Come on, snitch it up. 210 00:08:57,641 --> 00:09:00,399 How did she take the news about Bushy's gun being found? 211 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:01,559 Oh, I haven't told her yet. 212 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:03,359 -Hey! Clear off, grey gonads. -[Cath] What? Dulce! 213 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:05,319 Oh, well, no, I was going to tell her last night, 214 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:06,760 but then her dad got arrested. 215 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:10,160 And now City HQ has put this absurd time pressure on us, 216 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:12,760 like it is cake-pop week on a baking show. 217 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:15,320 Did you see this old scrote, this bloke here? 218 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:17,120 Oh! Yeah. 219 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:18,640 He was here on Sunday night. 220 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:21,040 He left at 11.15, after my set. 221 00:09:21,041 --> 00:09:24,559 I remember him, 'cause he got mad at me 'cause I didn't know "Cacklin' Rosie". 222 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:27,160 -What? -I think it's a song about a witch, maybe. 223 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:29,000 Like... a jolly witch? 224 00:09:29,001 --> 00:09:31,039 -What did you say? -"Cacklin' Rosie"? 225 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:32,120 No, shame job! 226 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:34,850 Neil Diamond! How the fuck do you not know that song? 227 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:37,240 ? Play it now, play it now 228 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:39,840 ? Play it now, my baby 229 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:41,640 ? Cracklin'... "Cracklin' 230 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:42,840 Know your history. 231 00:09:42,841 --> 00:09:45,679 Hey, Lynn, where are you going? Hey, I've got questions for you. 232 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:47,719 Did my old man have his scooter here Sunday night? 233 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:50,800 Oh, poor love. It's unhealthy to keep all that inside. 234 00:09:50,801 --> 00:09:52,519 Remember when we lost Angela Lansbury? 235 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:54,600 That dog that we had for three weeks? 236 00:09:54,601 --> 00:09:56,799 Yeah, her death was so sudden and I didn't process it properly 237 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:58,520 and it gave me those haemorrhoids. 238 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:00,960 Fissures like the Mariana Trench. 239 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:04,320 It's really important to feel your feelings and do the healing, 240 00:10:04,321 --> 00:10:05,679 before your arse gets involved. 241 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:08,919 OK, I'm going to hose out those port-a-loos for Lynn and Mary's party. 242 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:10,240 I love you, sexy. 243 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:12,790 Mwah! Good luck telling Eddie about Bushy's gun. 244 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:15,880 -[indistinct chatter] -[sighs] 245 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:19,080 -[Dulcie] Eddie! -Here. 246 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:25,440 OK, Flora the Explorer said Frank left here on this scooter at 11.15. 247 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:28,120 The drone showed Al and Don on the jetty at 11.30, 248 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:31,320 so Frank must have arrived at the donga after Al left. 249 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:33,720 Right, and Lynn thinks it was fully charged. 250 00:10:33,721 --> 00:10:36,839 Ah, yeah, because he bums her power every time he comes to town. 251 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:38,760 -Ooh! -[phone dings] 252 00:10:38,761 --> 00:10:40,679 -It's Abby. -Is that a tracking device? 253 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:44,240 Hang on, she's saying there's no sign of the chainsaw at forensics. 254 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:46,640 -She doesn't think it's there. -What? 255 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:49,760 -You told Luke to travel it to forensics, yes? -Yes, I did. 256 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:52,280 I mean... in my head... 257 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:53,680 but maybe not with my mouth. 258 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:54,770 OK. OK. 259 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:58,390 -So where is the chainsaw now, Eddie? -No, I had it! OK? I fuckin' had it. 260 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:02,000 I wrapped it up, and then I put it... [stammers] 261 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:03,340 I don't fuckin' know, OK? 262 00:11:03,341 --> 00:11:04,759 -Frank was calling me a snitch. -Right. 263 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:07,439 He came at me with a creaky little that and so I went, "Ah-choo," like that, 264 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:09,639 and then fuckin' Moonboot got a red ant bite, 265 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:11,759 so Frank pulled his dick out and pissed on the sting. 266 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:13,840 -There was a lot going on, OK? -OK, so... 267 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:16,520 the chainsaw is still at Frank's? 268 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:18,360 I don't know! Maybe. Yeah, probably. 269 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:20,920 OK, well, it is our only actual evidence, 270 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,920 so we should probably get out there and get that. 271 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,890 OK, well, then we'll get Leo to take this out to the donga, 272 00:11:26,891 --> 00:11:29,999 and they can time out the journey, see if the battery can make 6 Ks. 273 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,439 -[sighs] -Wait, Leo's not working with us today. 274 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:33,640 Fuck! 275 00:11:33,641 --> 00:11:35,759 OK, well, then you can ride this out when we get back, then. 276 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:36,880 -No! No! -Yeah! 277 00:11:36,881 --> 00:11:39,479 I'll never fit on that. I'll look like a Soviet circus bear. 278 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:41,359 [Luke] Detectives, the suspect has a message for you. 279 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:43,480 No, no. Do not do it, Moonboot. 280 00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:46,840 Do not tell me that he has changed his confession or some shit. 281 00:11:46,841 --> 00:11:48,839 The suspect has changed his lunch order. 282 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:51,160 He now wants a dozen oysters Kilpatrick 283 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:54,560 and something called a steak cake, cooked well-done. 284 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:56,040 [Eddie sighs] 285 00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:00,680 Luke, what are you doing now? 286 00:12:08,571 --> 00:12:14,119 [Abby] I need to get the chainsaw from Barra Creek, Diane! 287 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:16,959 -[woman] Well, you've been put on desk duty. -[Abby] Yes, I know I have, but why? 288 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:19,759 You have been removed from your team due to a personality clash. 289 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:22,230 Hang on, Lauren and Oliver complained about me? 290 00:12:22,231 --> 00:12:23,599 But they don't even know my name. 291 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:25,919 Well, Toby also showed signs of discomfort with you, 292 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:27,919 as evidenced by his severe constipation. 293 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:29,280 [sighs] 294 00:12:30,191 --> 00:12:37,719 Can I at least have access to lab three so I can autopsy Don Darrell's pelvis? 295 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:40,479 -I don't have a swipe card- -Dan Donnell is not a priority for us, miss. 296 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:43,239 Until the task force needs you, you can unpack the dishwasher 297 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,999 and consolidate the communal Vegemite jars in the kitchen. 298 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,050 -But- -Thank you. 299 00:12:47,051 --> 00:12:48,799 A tox report needs to be done on him, Diane, 300 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:50,759 and the chainsaw needs to be tested too, 301 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:53,950 because that was the thing that was used to disarticulate him! 302 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:59,560 -[phone ringing] -I bagged the chainsaw up, 303 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,280 and where the fuck did I put it? 304 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,319 [Dulcie] Hi, Luke. How'd you go with the scooter? 305 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:05,760 [Eddie] Maybe it was where I was drinking- Hey! 306 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:07,800 -My coke! -[Dulcie] OK. 307 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:09,680 -Uh-huh. -[Eddie] Oh! Here it is. 308 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:11,160 Collins, I've found it. 309 00:13:11,161 --> 00:13:13,399 It's over here in front of Triple Pet's cage. 310 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,519 [Dulcie] What a shock. Yes, we'll come get you. 311 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:17,040 What the fuck? 312 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:23,080 Fuckin' Frank. Shit-stirrer. 313 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:24,880 [Dulcie] Yes, see you soon. Bye. 314 00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:29,000 Eddie. 315 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:31,200 Eddie, have you got the chainsaw? 316 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:32,600 Yeah, it's just here. 317 00:13:32,601 --> 00:13:34,479 Hey, we should grab some of Frank's bric-a-brac-a 318 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,719 while we're out here as well. 319 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:37,399 Might help us with the cause of death. 320 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:41,080 He's got loads of weapons out here - a shotgun, meat hook, samurai sword. 321 00:13:41,081 --> 00:13:44,639 He could have stashed that on his scooter when he went to the pub. 322 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:45,880 Moonboot done yet? 323 00:13:45,881 --> 00:13:47,679 We should get him to collect up this shit 324 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:50,119 and do the fuck-boring drive back to Darwin. What? 325 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:54,200 Luke didn't make it to the donga. The battery died three Ks out of town. 326 00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:58,360 So, unless Frank walked the rest of the way, 327 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:01,320 he didn't follow Don from the pub to the donga. 328 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:04,000 -Yeah. -Yeah. 329 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:07,040 Frank didn't follow Don from the pub 330 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:08,170 Exactly. 331 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:10,760 He has the muscle mass of a pipe cleaner, Eddie. 332 00:14:10,761 --> 00:14:12,359 There's no way he could manage any of this. 333 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:15,279 I think we should reconsider the validity of his confession. 334 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:17,280 He scooted here, to his joint 335 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:20,080 and then, then, he went to the Donga. 336 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,720 What? How? Eddie, via a slingshot? No. 337 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:27,400 As the crow flies, because the crow avoids all roads, bridges and security cameras. 338 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:29,760 Come on, Collins. We need to be like the crow! 339 00:14:29,761 --> 00:14:31,919 No, Eddie, we do not need to be like the crow. 340 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:33,959 -[Eddie] Ca-caw, ca-caw! -We need to be like the police... 341 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:37,959 -[Eddie, imitating crow] Come on, Collins! Ca-caw! -. ..and take the chainsaw to forensics! 342 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:41,920 Evidence protocols are not a serving suggestion! 343 00:14:41,921 --> 00:14:46,639 Yeah, so this party is Lynn and Mary's first big event. 344 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:48,519 I'm practising croc-sucking cowboys. 345 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:51,639 It's butterscotch snaps and a layer of Irish cream for the jizz. 346 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:52,690 I think. 347 00:14:52,691 --> 00:14:54,839 Yeah, no, I'm looking forward to my retirement party. 348 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:56,200 Oh, yeah, great. 349 00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:58,040 Booked a private dining room. 350 00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:00,720 -I've pre-ordered a whole lot of prawns. -Oh, good. 351 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,600 I mean, after 40 years of service, 352 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:05,080 I expect there'll be a pretty good turnout. 353 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:07,800 I started in the force when I was 20. 354 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:10,280 Yeah, just after I got married. 355 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:13,960 But my husband, he didn't understand, this job is a calling. 356 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:16,240 So we divorced. 357 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:18,880 Then he died, apparently. 358 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:23,080 Right. Now I need to pick up Frank's steak cake, which... 359 00:15:25,611 --> 00:15:31,839 [Dulcie] When you said we'd cross the river in your childhood boat, 360 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:36,360 wasn't expecting one that you'd built out of plastic barrels and zip ties 361 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:38,600 -in the '90s, Eddie. -Shut up. I'm thinking. 362 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:40,920 OK, this is definitely Frank's tinny. 363 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,880 I can tell by the portside piss stain. 364 00:15:42,881 --> 00:15:46,359 So what's happened is he rowed it over here to the donga side of the river. 365 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:48,359 Then that old grog bog has dragged it up here. 366 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:50,959 [groans] Eddie, this just shows Frank's been over here. 367 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:53,559 -Hang on. Hang on. -It doesn't prove he was here on Sunday night. 368 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:56,800 The boat could get up this high if it was a big fuck-off tide. 369 00:15:56,801 --> 00:15:59,319 And according to Al and his king tide cultural business, 370 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:01,120 it was a king tide on Sunday. 371 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:04,560 So, I'm right. Frank's fuckin' bush-bashed it... 372 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:07,760 -Thank you, thank you. -...all the way to Don's. 373 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:10,240 Wait... Eddie! Eddie, what are we doing? 374 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,200 Our water bottles are still in the car. 375 00:16:12,201 --> 00:16:14,039 [Eddie] Come on, Collins, move your boobs. 376 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,680 The donga's just on the other side of the DRR. 377 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,360 Hm. She did? 378 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,240 OK, sis, I'll drive you to Perth. 379 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:36,200 I'm rich now, I've got a phone. 380 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:37,480 Alright, bye. 381 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:39,320 Cherry, did you find a phone? 382 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:40,960 Yeah, in here! It's a flip phone. 383 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:43,920 I wonder whose car this is. You reckon we could sell it? 384 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,800 Got to get it running first, brus. 385 00:16:45,801 --> 00:16:48,079 You reckon it's here 'cause aliens picked it up 386 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:50,199 but it was too heavy so they dropped it again? 387 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:51,800 Not aliens. 388 00:16:51,801 --> 00:16:54,319 Well, if it wasn't aliens, how'd it get here then? 389 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:57,880 Yeah! Uncle Roger says there's been biggest mob lights at night. 390 00:16:57,881 --> 00:17:00,239 Aliens beaming things up to their spaceship. 391 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:02,120 He says it's a government conspiracy. 392 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:04,400 As if. Right, chuck us the head, Clay. 393 00:17:04,781 --> 00:17:08,399 And, Cherry, it's definitely not yours. 394 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:11,359 Nah, Pat gave it to us when she cleaned out lost property. 395 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:18,480 OK, perfect. we have no reception. 396 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:21,240 [grunts] Come on! 397 00:17:21,319 --> 00:17:24,160 You're a lesbian on a bushwalk. Just be guided by your Gay. 398 00:17:24,161 --> 00:17:27,999 Oh, well, you know, Eddie, if I'd known that we were going on this enterprise, 399 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:31,280 my "Gay" would have guided me to a snake-centric first aid kit 400 00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:32,800 and my camel bladder. 401 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:34,760 Alright, alright, yes, yes! 402 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:37,200 We should have brought Cath's drink bottles. 403 00:17:37,201 --> 00:17:38,719 My piss back there's like pumpkin soup. 404 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:41,600 But it's all good. We're in the DRR. 405 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:44,400 I know this place like the moles on my fuckin' tits. 406 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,480 Plus, if any grey men try anything, 407 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:49,560 I've got the reflexes of a liger and a police-issued gun. 408 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:51,280 Pew, pew! 409 00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:55,080 Look, uh, Eddie, speaking of police-issued guns- 410 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:57,200 -Fuck my dick. -What? 411 00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:59,560 Fruity Juice. 412 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:02,680 I knew it. Frank walked this track. 413 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:06,320 It's his signature chewy. 414 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:10,080 Frank has sat here, smoking a fag and chewing on his pineapple cud. 415 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:12,080 And look! There's another wrapper. 416 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,030 -Uh, right. -Frank must have been nervous. 417 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:18,200 He was chewing like a cow at a rave. 418 00:18:18,201 --> 00:18:20,039 Sorry, how do you know it's Frank's? 419 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:23,520 'Cause no-one else eats that! Tastes like toucan piss. 420 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,520 Come on, Collins, come on. 421 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:29,400 Come on! The donga's just up here. 422 00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:34,359 Hey, wait, Eddie, tho- I mean, those tropical chewing gum wrappers could be anyone's. 423 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:36,519 It doesn't mean it's connected to Frank, or Don's murder. 424 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:38,680 So can we just forget about the donga and- 425 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:40,880 [Eddie] Nup. Shut your ring. OK. 426 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:44,280 Fruity Juice has a short flavour window, 427 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:47,400 so if Frank started a bit back there on that log, 428 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:49,830 then he'd be looking to get rid of it somewhere... 429 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:52,600 -Eddie! -...somewhere, like right... 430 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:56,000 ...here. 431 00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:58,840 I fuckin' told you Frank was here. 432 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:02,440 Bag it. Gift wrap it. 433 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:03,680 We got him. 434 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:06,640 Let's get back to town and charge that rat fucker. 435 00:19:11,011 --> 00:19:16,719 [Cherry sings with karaoke mic] ? In the rivers and the sea 436 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,599 -? And now there is biggest mob. .. -[Miki] Hey, Cherry? 437 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,359 Can you stop playing with that mic, please, bub? 438 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:21,520 No! Why? 439 00:19:21,521 --> 00:19:23,679 [Miki] 'Cause it's giving me a real bad headache in my ears. 440 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:25,919 Hey, Uncle Roger said you mob played outside all day 441 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:27,879 -and he didn't hear a peep from you. -[all] Yep. 442 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:30,600 So proud, tell you what! Hey, what'd youse get up to? 443 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:31,890 -We found- -A cool tree. 444 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,520 Yep, we played that all day. 445 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,640 [Miki] You played a cool tree all day? 446 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,200 OK. 447 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:40,230 -Hey, what's that? -[Cherry] Is it the buffalo? Is it Bob? 448 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:41,680 Ugh. I wish. 449 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:43,000 Shove over, you two. 450 00:19:43,001 --> 00:19:44,679 [Cherry] No! Clay meat-farted! 451 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:46,960 [Clay] I didn't meat-fart! That was Boss! 452 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:55,370 [Dulcie] Eddie! It's getting dark, and I don't recognise anything! 453 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:57,720 I told you, I know my shit. 454 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,670 -Eddie, we didn't pass that before. -Yeah, we did. 455 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:06,200 It was probably hiding behind a fat pandanus. 456 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:09,360 You know, I may be dangerously low on electrolytes, 457 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:13,560 but I reckon I would have remembered a four-wheel drive in our path. 458 00:20:13,561 --> 00:20:18,119 That's clearly been stolen. I'm going to write down that VIN number. 459 00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:20,200 It's just "VIN-just leave it". 460 00:20:20,201 --> 00:20:21,919 -It's due diligence. -No! Come on! 461 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,239 We've got to get you home before a mozzie bites your mutt. 462 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,920 -Boat's just down there. -It's not just there, Eddie. 463 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:30,440 Just there is just more bugs, because we are lost! 464 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,680 No! I have a perfect sense of direction 465 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:35,240 because of the mercury bird magnet in my brain. 466 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:38,800 Eddie, you don't have a mercury bird magnet in your brain. 467 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:41,800 -How do you know? -Because you are not a bloody bird! 468 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:44,200 You're just pissed I got the result. 469 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:45,880 Oh, my God! 470 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,170 -You know what? -What? 471 00:20:47,171 --> 00:20:48,639 I knew we should have turned back 472 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:51,519 -and not pursued your half-cocked plan... -Excuse me, not half a cock! 473 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,919 -...against my better judgment, I followed you. -A full cock. 474 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:57,040 And now I am dehydrated, 475 00:20:57,120 --> 00:21:00,600 there are bugs just nibbling at me like I am a corn cob, 476 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:02,080 and we are lost! 477 00:21:02,081 --> 00:21:03,679 I got the evidence we needed, didn't I? 478 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,999 Well, that doesn't matter if we die getting it, Eddie. 479 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,360 Why did you follow me if I am such a half-a-cock, then, hey? 480 00:21:09,361 --> 00:21:10,839 Why? What's wrong with you? 481 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:13,559 Well, I've just- I've been a little bit preoccupied all day, Eddie, 482 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:17,000 because Bushy's service gun was found in the river yesterday. 483 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:25,600 And, OK, yes, I was waiting to tell you at a more appropriate time, but... 484 00:21:25,601 --> 00:21:28,199 -you've actually been a nightmare, all day, Eddie. -Yeah, yeah, gotcha. 485 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,279 -All day. -Ta for the update. 486 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:30,400 OK, you're welcome. 487 00:21:30,401 --> 00:21:36,639 Also, sorry, I didn't know that Bushy's body was found around here. 488 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:38,080 It wasn't. 489 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,000 It was found 200 Ks away, 490 00:21:40,001 --> 00:21:42,159 wrapped up in a net like a dead-man Quality Street. 491 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:43,920 But his gun was here. It was... 492 00:21:43,921 --> 00:21:46,439 -So was Bushy in Barra Creek when he died or- -Why does- 493 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:48,680 Mate, why does it matter where he was? 494 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:52,320 Whether he was here or fuckin' straddling a satellite up in space, OK, 495 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:55,160 he still topped himself, so just fuckin' leave it. 496 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,280 [horn toots] 497 00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:58,640 Oh, good! You're not dead. 498 00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:01,160 -That makes it easier. -[Dulcie] Miki! 499 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,760 Again, Luke, we're very sorry we- 500 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,240 I will be taking tomorrow for personal leave. 501 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:30,960 Did you get a load of the, uh... 502 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:33,880 weather today? It's pretty... 503 00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:38,080 ...pretty cool. 504 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:39,840 Had them, um... 505 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:42,200 mammary-tis clouds. 506 00:22:42,201 --> 00:22:44,039 You know, the ones that look like boobs? 507 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:46,359 -[sighs, turns on radio] -[? Barkaa's "Blak Matriarchy" plays] 508 00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:48,719 ? I ain't here to start trouble, I'm just here to state facts 509 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,559 ? You can't paint me how you wanna paint cracks 510 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:52,730 ? And I'm tied to my mob, got my mob on my back... 511 00:22:54,931 --> 00:23:00,679 [Beef, on radio] Well, Skid, it's day three of the Bashnanza 512 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:04,240 and the $200,000 Golden Barra is still out there. 513 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:07,480 [Skid] That's right, Beefy, but today is all about the girls, 514 00:23:07,481 --> 00:23:09,959 -because it's Ladies Day! -[Beef] It certainly is. 515 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:13,520 And, Skiddy, apparently there's a Ladies Day Night event 516 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:14,840 at the Barra Creek Pub! 517 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:17,160 -[Skid] Oh, when's that? Today? -[Beef] 518 00:23:17,161 --> 00:23:18,719 [Skid] Oh, yeah, I'm going to avoid that. 519 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:20,279 [Beef] Yeah, we'll be staying off the roads. 520 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:21,720 [both laugh] 521 00:23:21,721 --> 00:23:24,959 [man, on radio] Top End Tyres are offering tyre replacement and wheel alignments... 522 00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:27,799 I can't believe you were lost yesterday, sexy, and I didn't even know. 523 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:30,400 Oh, no, I wouldn't say we were lost, per se, love. 524 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,200 I would have combusted if I knew. 525 00:23:32,201 --> 00:23:34,719 Lucky I had my new book, you know, from the pub book swap. 526 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:36,079 It's called Breathless Falls. 527 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,279 Turns out it's lezzie-porn and I ended up wanking all night. 528 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,639 -I'm red-raw, Dulce! -[Dulcie] Oh, that's no good. 529 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:42,879 It was written in 1945. It's about these two war widows 530 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,319 who meet in a Territory cattle station 531 00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,239 and they went to a waterfall called Breathless Falls 532 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:48,639 and they came across this old hut and they just started fucking. 533 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:50,810 -Oh, wow. -In the hut. It's a fuck-hut, Dulce. 534 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:53,490 It's incredible! I'm in a constant state of cumming. 535 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,000 I'm in a cum-loop, Dulce! 536 00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:56,920 -Right. -Anyway, I'm done. 537 00:23:56,921 --> 00:23:58,519 -OK. -Have you washed your bits? 538 00:23:58,520 --> 00:23:59,880 Uh, yeah. I'll just- 539 00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:01,920 Oh, fuckity! I forgot our towels. 540 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,120 Uh, just- Can you just, um, wait? 541 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,080 Hi, Joy. Is that a spare towel? 542 00:24:06,081 --> 00:24:08,559 -[laughs nervously] Hi, Cath. Hi, Dulcie. -Hi, Joy. 543 00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:11,800 -Yes, it is. -Thank you. Nice to see you. 544 00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,920 -Do you want my towel, Cath? -Oh, no, no. 545 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,640 I'll just drip dry. 546 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,560 [radio continues playing] 547 00:24:17,561 --> 00:24:19,639 [Beef, on radio] And breaking in backpacker news, 548 00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:22,399 the task force have located some of the girls' belongings 549 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:23,920 at River Creek Mine. 550 00:24:23,921 --> 00:24:26,319 But their four-wheel drive, a white Land Cruiser, 551 00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:27,719 has vanished without a trace. 552 00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:29,119 [Skid] White Land Cruiser, great car. 553 00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:31,999 [Culkin, on recording] You've called Superintendent Col Culkin. 554 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:35,479 Col, it's Dulcie. I think I've found the backpackers' vehicle, so call me back. 555 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:36,799 -Hey. -Hey, Leo, have you seen Eddie? 556 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:39,119 Uh, no. I wanted to talk to you about my interview with the Darrells. 557 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:41,879 -That's fine. There's no need to apologise. -Oh, no, I'm not apologising. 558 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:42,999 -Abby. -[Abby] Oh, hi, ma'am. 559 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,839 I can't autopsy the pelvis because Diane won't let me into the lab 560 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:47,439 because she's a human sphincter, 561 00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:50,599 but, have you seen the WhatsApp I created for you, me and ma'am? 562 00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:51,799 [Dulcie] Uh, no, I haven't. 563 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,400 Oh. No worries. 564 00:24:53,401 --> 00:24:55,519 Have the task force found anything at the mine site? 565 00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:58,470 Um, no. So far they've only found a bunch of feral pig bones, 566 00:24:58,471 --> 00:25:01,119 which are about as connected to the backpackers as they sound. 567 00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:04,880 OK. How about Astrid and Ebba's vehicle? Any sign of that? 568 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,120 No, that's still missing too. 569 00:25:07,121 --> 00:25:10,719 In fact, the only thing the task force has found at the River Creek Mine site 570 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:12,360 are those random old backpacks. 571 00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:14,240 And I've seen photos of them. 572 00:25:14,241 --> 00:25:17,999 They have more southern cross flags on them than an anti-vaxxer's bumper bar. 573 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,280 So unless Astrid and Ebba 574 00:25:19,281 --> 00:25:22,319 immediately became Australian racists on their holiday, 575 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:24,559 -then that stuff- -That doesn't belong to them. 576 00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:26,670 -They're still out there. -I agree, ma'am. 577 00:25:26,671 --> 00:25:28,479 -Whatever happened to them... -[Luke] Detective. 578 00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:30,199 ...they didn't drive to River Creek to picnic... 579 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:34,200 I went to go and collect the suspect's breakfast this morning. 580 00:25:34,201 --> 00:25:37,239 But Detective Redcliffe already picked up the suspect's breakfast 581 00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,359 -on her way to interview him... -[Abby continues over phone] 582 00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:41,919 which made my trip completely and utterly redundant. 583 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,840 Sorry. Eddie is interrogating Frank without me? 584 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:47,200 Yes, but she didn't pay for it. I did. 585 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:51,960 So I'd like to be reimbursed a full $37.50, please. 586 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:54,330 ...Diane says that it's not my job to have ideas, 587 00:25:54,331 --> 00:25:56,599 it's my job to put rinse-aid in the dishwasher. 588 00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:57,880 Stuff her. Luke? 589 00:25:57,960 --> 00:25:59,880 Yeah. Exactly, ma'am. Stuff her! 590 00:25:59,881 --> 00:26:03,999 You tell Detective Redcliffe that while she is interviewing a suspect without me, 591 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,480 I'm off to the DRR on another lead. 592 00:26:06,481 --> 00:26:08,039 And I'll be back in half an hour. 593 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:09,999 -Abby, I've got to go. -OK, check the group chat. 594 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,200 Where should your phone be, miss? 595 00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:15,640 Oh, well... 596 00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:18,640 My phone should be in my locker, Diane. 597 00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,640 -Mm-hm. -But you know what? 598 00:26:20,641 --> 00:26:23,159 Lab equipment should be sterilised in the autoclave, 599 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:25,080 not stacked in the dishwasher by you 600 00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:27,200 and put on a 30-minute eco-cycle. 601 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:30,160 I mean, corrosive beakers covered in fuck-knows-what 602 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:33,360 next to people's food containers and reusable straws! 603 00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:34,800 For shame, Diane. 604 00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:37,480 Now, imagine what the prof would think of you 605 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:39,320 if he heard this from me. 606 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,360 What do you want, Abigail? 607 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:44,400 I think you know what I want, Diane. 608 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:46,680 [beeping] 609 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,040 [exhales] 610 00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:57,400 [whispers] Yes! 611 00:26:57,401 --> 00:27:00,959 [Eddie] How'd you sleep last night, Frank? 612 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:04,480 What's the thread count of the sheets in here? Zero? Huh? 613 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,120 Where's my Rice Bubbles? 614 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,520 No idea. These are my Rice Bubbles. 615 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,880 Ah! Delicious. 616 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,080 Went back to your place, 617 00:27:15,081 --> 00:27:18,279 found your little Brothers Grimm trail of Fruity Juice wrappers 618 00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:19,680 all the way to Don's donga. 619 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:21,880 You got anything to say about that? 620 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:24,000 Nah? Doesn't matter. 621 00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:25,840 Because I've fuckin' got you, mate. 622 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:27,280 I've got you. 623 00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:29,680 You loaded up Don with croc-sucking cowboys. 624 00:27:29,681 --> 00:27:32,119 Then you row, row, rowed your boat over the river. 625 00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:34,399 You bush-bashed it to Don's place, bumped him off, 626 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,200 hacked him up, dumped his body, 627 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,160 and then you row, row, rowed... 628 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:39,290 your bo... 629 00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:47,000 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 630 00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:48,130 Collins! 631 00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:52,610 Collins! 632 00:27:52,611 --> 00:27:56,759 What's this? Why are you speed-walking with me? 633 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,919 I need to talk to you about my Darrell family interview. 634 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:02,119 Ah, yeah, well, you really side-fucked us with that, Leo, but apology accepted. 635 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:03,320 I'm not apologising. 636 00:28:03,321 --> 00:28:05,439 DJ Darrell said that Don had me saved to his favourites- 637 00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:06,840 Collins, are you in here? 638 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,630 Frank's tinny is still on the donga side of the river! 639 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:11,560 Someone gave Frank a lift home 640 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:14,040 Do you hear me? Someone else was at the donga. 641 00:28:14,041 --> 00:28:16,759 Frank had an accomplice. That's why he's not talking. 642 00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:18,919 -Someone else is involved! -[woman screams] 643 00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:21,640 Ah. Sorry, Joy. Ignore that. That was just a funny joke. 644 00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:23,280 Um, yes, well- 645 00:28:23,281 --> 00:28:26,239 Backpack, can I just give you a bit of advice, they-to-they? 646 00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,279 Ah, I haven't been listening to a word you've been saying. 647 00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:29,480 I know. 648 00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:31,560 -They? -Yeah. Probably. 649 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:33,160 Why not? 650 00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:35,160 Anyway, what were you saying? 651 00:28:35,161 --> 00:28:38,519 The public use my work message bank to report crocodile-based tip-offs. 652 00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:40,399 I went through the messages in my first week on the job 653 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:43,319 and then I've never listened to them again because I... don't want to. 654 00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:45,240 -I respect that, Leo. -Thanks. 655 00:28:45,241 --> 00:28:47,479 But last night I found this message from Don. 656 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:50,160 He left this two days before he was murdered. 657 00:28:50,161 --> 00:28:51,919 [on recording] Leon, it's Don Darrell. 658 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,479 I've just come into some very interesting information 659 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:56,359 about what's been going on around here. 660 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:59,280 It's about the lights in the sky. Let's just say, I know- 661 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,600 [engine roaring on recording] 662 00:29:01,601 --> 00:29:03,839 -Is that the duckboat? -That's the duckboat, yeah. 663 00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,520 [engine continues on recording] 664 00:29:05,521 --> 00:29:07,519 [Don] People behind this will try and kill me 665 00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:09,280 to keep the truth from getting out. 666 00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:11,600 The NUA aren't happy. They've booted me out. 667 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:14,480 But I won't shut up, Leon. I'm a truth-teller. 668 00:29:14,481 --> 00:29:15,959 -Meet me Monday. -[engine revs louder] 669 00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,400 DJ, turn that fuckin' duckboat off! 670 00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:19,530 [recording ends] 671 00:29:19,531 --> 00:29:21,999 Obviously, I didn't meet with Don on the Monday, because he was dead. 672 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,279 Well, who wanted to kill him? Who's this, um, this group he's talking about? 673 00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:27,159 The NUA. They're local conspiracy theorists 674 00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:28,599 who trade in the cooker classics, 675 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,920 aliens, 5G, World Economic Forum, 676 00:29:30,921 --> 00:29:34,319 the Great Fire of London being started by a rat spontaneously combusting. 677 00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:37,400 Their current president is a Mr "Surname-Redacted". 678 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,000 Fucking Roger! 679 00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:41,480 Frank's fucking garbage brother! 680 00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:08,720 [turns off engine] 681 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,080 [exhales] 682 00:31:13,241 --> 00:31:16,999 [Roger] Phone in the box, please, Edwina. 683 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,000 [Eddie] Right, fine. 684 00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:20,130 Done. 685 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:25,520 Can come out. 5G electro-smog can't get you now, Rog. 686 00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:28,040 Now, Edwina, as a citizen 687 00:31:28,041 --> 00:31:30,519 of the sovereign state of Magpie Goose Landing, 688 00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:32,479 -I do not acknowledge your authority. -Ugh! 689 00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:35,960 Was Don Darrell a member of the NUA UFO club? 690 00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,800 And I do not consent to answering your questions. 691 00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,080 OK, no wucks. No fuckin' wucks, mate. 692 00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:43,040 Just trying to get you involved. 693 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:45,680 I already know that Don was a member of the NUA. 694 00:31:45,681 --> 00:31:48,039 What was the information you didn't want to get out, hey? 695 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:51,320 Did Don find out that you and Frank were up to something? 696 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,320 Huh? Hang on. 697 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:57,760 Does Frank know that you buddied-up to Don while he was in the clink? 698 00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:00,410 He doesn't? 699 00:32:00,411 --> 00:32:02,559 He had intel about the pyramids in Antarctica. 700 00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:05,030 -That's the only reason I approved it. -Wow-wee! 701 00:32:05,031 --> 00:32:07,279 His best friend, cheating on him with his worst enemy! 702 00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:10,440 Oh, this is like some bloody cooker Bermuda love triangle. 703 00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:13,800 Don't you tell Frank. This could end very badly for me, Edwina. 704 00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:16,840 It's my boat, but it's his big magnet. 705 00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:20,040 OK. I won't tell him, if you answer my questions, Rog. 706 00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:22,320 I'll lob you a softball to start. 707 00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:26,080 What the fuck were you up to on Sunday night? 708 00:32:26,131 --> 00:32:30,679 [Cath] Lynn, Mary, I just spoke to some fishos. 709 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:32,119 They all misunderstood the flyer. 710 00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:34,959 They thought it meant Ladies Day-Night, like the cricket. 711 00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:36,700 So the whole comp's on their way now. 712 00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:40,320 -It's Ladies Day Night. -It's a 713 00:32:40,321 --> 00:32:42,399 [Mary] The DJ doesn't get here till eight! 714 00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,320 Well, that's it, Mary. It's over, then. 715 00:32:44,321 --> 00:32:46,239 I guess I'll reunite with my ex-husband. 716 00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:48,399 Maybe he'll stop thinking it's gay to wash his bumhole. 717 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:49,600 Oi, where are you going? 718 00:32:49,601 --> 00:32:52,559 I'm a lesbian with two lesbian mothers. I know what women want. 719 00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:53,919 Thanks, Flora. That's enough. 720 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:55,879 [woman 1] Danni, where'd you get that croc? 721 00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:58,159 -What's this bullshit? -[woman 2] It was dead in the river! 722 00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:59,879 [plays Shania Twain's "Man! I Feel Like A Woman"] 723 00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:01,240 Fuckin' love this song! 724 00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:02,480 ? Let's go, girls... 725 00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:04,800 [indistinct shouting] 726 00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:06,480 Miki, 727 00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:08,920 -better get down here. -[women cheer] 728 00:33:08,921 --> 00:33:12,839 [Roger] I wasn't even with Frank on Sunday night. 729 00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:14,319 Me and Mary came straight home. 730 00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:18,080 This is our doorbell cam, time-stamped at 21:47. 731 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:19,960 So? You're just up the road. 732 00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:21,920 You went home, changed your shorts, 733 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,600 met up with Frank at the donga, 734 00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,540 and you, uh, did a little night murder. 735 00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,960 No, I didn't go out again. Just watch. 736 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:30,840 These cameras go 24/7, 354. 737 00:33:30,841 --> 00:33:34,239 You'll see the footage of the perimeter, Mary's mini horse doing its bedtime wee. 738 00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:36,599 But on the doorbell camera here, you won't see me 739 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:39,130 'cause I'm tucked up in bed wearing my bloody CPAP. 740 00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:40,840 -What's that? -CPAP? 741 00:33:40,841 --> 00:33:43,479 That's personal, Edwina. Redacted. Redact the CPAP. 742 00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:45,480 No, not the fuckin' CPAP! Uh... 743 00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:48,510 Just play the tape. There's a car driving towards the donga. 744 00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:54,320 Who the fuck is that? 745 00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:58,440 Wait a minute. I know that logo. 746 00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:06,560 [mutters and swears indistinctly] 747 00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:24,679 Caustic ulcerations. 748 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,080 200 mils? 749 00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:42,360 [Abby] Yeah, I'm sorry, Diane, but I had to leave work early. 750 00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:45,719 I've got my period. It's a big one. 751 00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:49,639 Hi, Angelo. It's Leo Lee. I'm... police. 752 00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:53,629 I'm making inquiries into a chainsaw that you recently sold on Marketplace, 753 00:34:53,679 --> 00:34:57,800 so call me back and I will answer the phone, I guess. 754 00:34:57,880 --> 00:34:59,200 This is a private event. 755 00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:01,330 It's just me. I can't be out there anymore. 756 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:04,720 A fisho just vomited into her sleeve. 757 00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:07,840 [Leo] No! Why did I give you my number? 758 00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:11,960 [on video] Wade! I know you killed my dad! 759 00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:13,640 I know you killed him! 760 00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:16,120 Look at this, Wade! Croc-block! 761 00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:19,280 [grunts softly] 762 00:35:19,281 --> 00:35:25,279 [Amber] My one night off and I've got to come and help Pat sort you out! 763 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:26,880 [DJ] No, it was legendary! 764 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:29,920 People love me! I'm like a modern-day Ned Kelly. 765 00:35:29,921 --> 00:35:32,239 [Amber] You've got to forget Jason Wade, DJ! 766 00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:33,919 [DJ] No, I'm going to destroy him! 767 00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:35,799 -Wait, where are you going? -Back to the party! 768 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,280 -Get your own way home! -No! 769 00:35:37,281 --> 00:35:38,919 [Amber] Shona! You seen Tegan? 770 00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:41,720 [women sing along to riff of "Man! I Feel Like A Woman"] 771 00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:43,280 ? Let's go, girls... 772 00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:48,760 Excuse- Excuse me. 'Scuse me. 'Scuse- 773 00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:51,360 -Tegan, move your boobs. -[laughs] 774 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:53,760 Oi, Aunty! Where's the salty? 775 00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:55,120 Over there. 776 00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,000 -They just came in with it. -Shit. 777 00:35:57,001 --> 00:35:58,239 -Do the cops know? -Nup. 778 00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:00,960 -So you'd better get her out of here. -Yeah, I'm on it. 779 00:36:00,961 --> 00:36:04,159 Be careful! And if there's trouble, my Crocs are steel-capped. 780 00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:06,600 [Miki] Thanks! Excuse me. I need that croc. 781 00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:07,950 -[woman] Fuck off! -Oi! 782 00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:10,080 You, come here! Bring it back here! 783 00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:11,320 [indistinct] 784 00:36:14,691 --> 00:36:19,919 -[Miki] Fuckin' come back! -[indistinct shouting] 785 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:23,080 [laughs] Let a few of these off for Dad's birthday tonight, 786 00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:24,240 bit of a celebration. 787 00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:27,870 -[Miki] Give her here! Hand her over! -Alright, alright! Relax. Relax. 788 00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:29,360 [Eddie] Miki! 789 00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:32,120 Nup. I've still got the shits with you. 790 00:36:32,121 --> 00:36:34,559 Looking at my little brother sly-ways, accusing him of murder. 791 00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,799 You were at the donga the night Don was murdered. 792 00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:38,799 I knew something was fucking off about you. 793 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,959 When I saw those Fruity Juice wrappers in your cup holder, 794 00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,679 I thought, "Oh, yuck, that's a bit of a turn-off." 795 00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:45,360 But now I know you had my geriatric rat dad in your car. 796 00:36:45,361 --> 00:36:47,519 You've fuckin' cracked! I didn't- Turn-off? 797 00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:48,760 A little bit. 798 00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:52,880 -Well, I wasn't even out at Don's donga. -Hey! You having a good night? 799 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:55,680 You drove past Roger and Mary's doorbell cam! 800 00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:57,440 No, I didn't! 801 00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:58,570 Fuck! 802 00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:00,760 Fine! Get out here! 803 00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:05,680 Listen, I was out there because Don snuck the donga over the boundary into the DRR, 804 00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:08,120 so I tried to drag it back with my winch. 805 00:37:08,121 --> 00:37:10,159 I only managed to pull it off its blocks, though, 806 00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:11,919 because Frank was inside, knackered. 807 00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:13,959 What happened then, eh? Did you give Frank a hand? 808 00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:15,160 Yeah? Killing Don. 809 00:37:15,161 --> 00:37:17,719 Get that Dungalaba land dispute wrapped up quick-smart. 810 00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:19,440 Oh, you're accusing me now? 811 00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:21,520 -Yeah. -Are you fuckin' serious? 812 00:37:21,521 --> 00:37:24,159 Don was still here at the pub when we were at the donga. 813 00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:25,760 Ask Mary, she was on lookout. 814 00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:27,640 Oh, bullshit, Miki! OK? 815 00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:30,360 We have footage of Don at the donga at 11:30pm. 816 00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:34,560 Flowers told me that Frank left the pub after her set at 11:15pm. 817 00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:37,720 No, I was driving Frank home by 11:15. 818 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:39,840 Flowers! Sunday night. 819 00:37:39,841 --> 00:37:42,959 Your set finished at 11:15pm, Frank left the pub after that, yeah? 820 00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:46,079 Uh, yeah. I forgot that Lynn cut my set short 'cause I was crying too much, 821 00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:48,360 so I actually finished at nine. 822 00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:49,520 See? 823 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:52,000 Frank and I were long gone when Don arrived. 824 00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:54,920 Frank wasn't at the donga to kill Don, Eddie. 825 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,360 He was dropping a dead croc off at Don's cot. 826 00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,400 He was doing croc justice. 827 00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:02,640 Just think it through, you dumb copper dog fuckhead. 828 00:38:02,641 --> 00:38:05,679 Why didn't that useless fucker tell me the truth about all this shit, then? 829 00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:06,800 Why do you think? 830 00:38:06,801 --> 00:38:08,479 'Cause I was out there doing something dodgy. 831 00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:12,160 So maybe your geriatric "rat dad" was trying to protect me from you lot, 832 00:38:12,161 --> 00:38:15,359 because I've got three kids, and they'll get taken away from me 833 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:20,240 if I get caught putting one nubby pinky toe wrong! 834 00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:23,480 Fuckin' hell. No, actually, you know what? Fuck this. 835 00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:25,420 A blackfella didn't kill Don Darrell. 836 00:38:25,421 --> 00:38:28,479 Because if blackfellas were bumping off every land-stealing whitefella, 837 00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,360 80% of this town would be dead. 838 00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:34,000 Of all the settler blow-ins, I cannot believe that didn't occur to you. 839 00:38:34,001 --> 00:38:35,919 -Fuck. -["Man! I Feel Like A Woman" starts playing] 840 00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:40,120 [Lynn] Tegan, no! That's why we have the extra toilets! 841 00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:43,160 [women cheering] 842 00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:44,560 Miki! 843 00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:46,400 [engine starts] 844 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,280 Wait! Miki! Wait! 845 00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:53,400 You and Frank didn't do it, so we're good, yeah? Miki! 846 00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:56,760 [softly] Oh, fuck! 847 00:38:58,240 --> 00:38:59,880 Ugh! 848 00:38:59,960 --> 00:39:03,000 [Abby] Ma'am, I hired a car from Rent-A-Shitbox. 849 00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,840 I did 150 Ks all the way from Darwin. 850 00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:07,680 I think my engine's fallen out. 851 00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:11,160 I got access to the dick-bum, and I ran a tox report on Don Darrell. 852 00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:12,800 He wasn't drunk. 853 00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:15,350 There was no alcohol present in his system at all. 854 00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:20,280 -Ma'am? -What? 855 00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,880 Don Darrell was incapacitated the night he died 856 00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:24,760 because he was poisoned. 857 00:39:24,761 --> 00:39:29,879 [Pat] Detective, this bullet's from a police-issue weapon. 858 00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:31,160 [Dulcie] Yeah, it is. 859 00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:33,320 HQ's checking the serial number now. 860 00:39:33,321 --> 00:39:36,119 I knew the backpackers were driving a white Land Cruiser, 861 00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:38,879 so this was just due diligence to make sure it's not theirs. 862 00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:40,839 But then it was burnt out last night, so- 863 00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:43,919 Yeah, I can barely read this VIN because it's so fire-damaged. 864 00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:46,640 I don't think that's a seven. I'm going to try a one. 865 00:39:46,641 --> 00:39:48,999 [Dulcie] Why did I listen to Eddie? The evidence is gone now 866 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:52,360 because I left it a whole bumming day! 867 00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:54,360 [Pat] Don't stress. We'll figure it out. 868 00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:56,000 Oh! Here we go. 869 00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:57,880 -[sighs] -Hang on. 870 00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:59,580 That's not the backpackers' car. 871 00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:02,960 Oh, no, no, that can't be right. 872 00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:05,160 Who's the vehicle registered to? 873 00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:07,280 [Pat] How did it get to the DRR? 874 00:40:07,281 --> 00:40:08,719 The last time I saw that vehicle 875 00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:11,910 was the night I pulled the silly bugger over for drink-driving. 876 00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:14,600 We left the car on the side of the road. 877 00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,960 [phone ringing] 878 00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:22,960 Ma'am, Don had colonic ulcerations 879 00:40:22,961 --> 00:40:25,159 from eating red meat laced with glyphosate. 880 00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:26,839 It's the organophosphorus compound 881 00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:28,480 that's present in weed killer. 882 00:40:28,481 --> 00:40:30,599 I think someone put it in Don's steak cake. 883 00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:31,870 -Found something. -Agh! 884 00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:33,440 Fuck my arsehole. 885 00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:35,480 This is on DJ's socials. 886 00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:38,450 [DJ, on video] How youse going? DJ Darrell, Croc God here. 887 00:40:38,451 --> 00:40:40,839 [Culkin, over phone] Yeah, Dulcie, we've run the serial number 888 00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:41,890 on that bullet. 889 00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:44,280 It was fired from Detective Bushman's gun. 890 00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:46,200 It matches the round from his skull. 891 00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:49,400 But, Detective, it was the second bullet fired. 892 00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:53,360 So... it was fired after Bushy was shot. 893 00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:56,720 Yeah, he couldn't have fired that shot himself. 894 00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:59,320 Someone else was involved. 895 00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:02,480 Dulce, where did you find that bullet? 896 00:41:02,481 --> 00:41:04,279 [DJ, on video] Mate, this is the duckboat. 897 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:06,159 I'm telling you, this thing's fuckin' incredible... 898 00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:08,359 [Eddie] Yeah, yeah, DJ's got an amphibious car. 899 00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:09,799 It's very cool. I've always wanted one. 900 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:12,690 Stop talking. Look who Don's talking to in the background. 901 00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:15,560 Who is that? 902 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:16,880 [Abby] Oh, my God! 903 00:41:16,881 --> 00:41:18,479 It's the Swedish backpackers! 904 00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:19,920 [explosions] 905 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,280 [DJ] He's blown up my shed! 906 00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:27,480 My blowjobs! Fucking Wade! This isn't over! 907 00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:30,150 [Culkin] Detective, Bushy didn't commit suicide. 908 00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,200 We're looking at a homicide here. 909 00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:35,200 Where did you find that bullet? 910 00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,360 In a Land Cruiser... 911 00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:41,080 ...registered to Eddie. 912 00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:55,280 [theme music plays] 913 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,800 [music ends] 914 00:43:19,850 --> 00:43:24,400 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0